Subversive Insomniac Global Headquarters Fantasy Board of Directors

To my right: Diana Vreeland
To my left: Kathy Griffin

All the way down the line as follows:
Lisa Ling to keep things running,
Martha Stewart to keep things tasteful,
Tim Gunn to keep things classy,
Carol Burnett to keep things funny,
Michelle Obama because Barack has better things to do,
Joe Biden to determine when something is a big fucking deal, son,
Rachel Maddow for her wise commentary,
Jon Stewart for his wise-ass commentary,
Bono to manage the philanthropic contributions,
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman to light shit on fire in the name of science,
Sir Richard Branson to implement the crazy fucking ideas,
Diablo Cody to draft the movie script,
Gala Darling to maintain the blog,
Kelly Cutrone to wrangle my interns,
Darren McCarty to pull the jersey over the heads of the haters,
and finally, Lady Gaga for when we want to just dance.


inspired by/ganked from: http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/473015866